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Jennifer Aniston - Goes Viral - Smartwater

Sex Symbol Jennifer Aniston + Smartwater = Viral YouTube Marketing

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("Like A G6" is a song from Far East Movement's 2010 album Free Wired)

Like a G6, Like A G6
Now – Now – Now – Now – I’m feelin so fly like a G6

Jennifer Aniston (born February 11, 1969): Cut Cut Cut! Hi

Keenan Cahill: Hi

JA: How you doing?

KC: I’m good

JA: What are you doing?

KC: I’m lip singing!

JA: Ya, I know that, and that’s really really adorable! But ah, do you – do you know any songs about water?

KC: No

JA: Hi, I’m Jen Aniston and I’m here to talk to you about SmartWater. But in this day of age apparently I can’t just do that, can I? I can’t just tell you that SmartWater is the smartest, best tasting water that’s out there. I have to make a video apparently that turns into a virus!

Internet Boys: Viral

JA: So,

Internet Boys: We need the video to go viral

JA: Right, sorry viral! Thank you. This is why I have these three lovely internet boys here to help me, so, apparently well, animals are huge on line, do we have animals.

(Jennifer Aniston - Holds Pupppy)
JA: Oh your, ah, (kisses the puppy) so sweet!

(Jennifer Aniston - Parrott on arm)
JA: Can you say: “I love SmartWater”

(Jennifer Aniston - Pupppies jump in her crossed legs)
No, no, no, out of there

(Jennifer Aniston - Parrott on arm)
“I love SmartWater”

Parrott: Rachel I love your hair

(Jennifer Aniston surrounded by puppies)

JA: That’s enough, I don’t want, lets try to think of something else.

(baby annimation dancing in sync)

JA: Okay, well that’s adorable, look at you guys! Look at them, this, wait! (babies dancing samba) What are you doing? No No No! No dirty dancing babies.

Internet Boys: It will get us more views

JA: It will also get us arrested

JA: Babies stop that, you really can’t do that, yet, where’s the mommy?

(Paul Vasquez - HungryBear9562)
Full on. Double rainbow all the way across the sky!

JA: What’s going on?

PV: Oh, my god

JA: Hi, honey, are you okay?

PV: Its so beautiful! (sobbing with amazement)

JA: Come on, let’s get you up! Here have some SmartWater,

PV: (sobbing with amazement)

JA: What did they do to you?

JA: Anything else? What’s left?

Brad Wollack: Oh, my god, Jen Aniston, I’ve been in love with you forever.

(Jennifer Aniston kicks Brad Wollack in the private area)

JA: Sorry, apparently, that’s worth about 100,000 hits!

BW: Not for me

JA: God, is it, is it hot in here? (swings hair and drinks water) (laughs) I’m fired! Well in closing I would like to say that SmartWater is the purest tasting water there is! What are we gonna call this video?

Internet Boys: Jen Anniston’s sex tape!

JA: I love it!

(Glaceau - SmartWater - smart because it's made that way)

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