The maid asks for a salary increase. The wife was very upset about and decided to talk in private about her request.
The wife said, "Now Isabel, why do you want a pay increase?"
Isabel: Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.
Wife: Who said you iron better than me?
Isabel: Your husband says so.
Wife: Oh.
Isabel: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Wife: Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?
Isabel: Your husband did.
Wife: Oh.
Isabel: The third reason is that I am better at sex than you. Now the woman was furious and red in the face.
Wife: Did my husband say that as well?
Isabel: No Señora, the gardener did.
Wife: Oh. So how much of a raise did you have in mind?
