The Wife and The Maid

The maid asks for a salary increase. The wife was very upset about and decided to talk in private about her request.

The wife said, "Now Isabel, why do you want a pay increase?"

Isabel: Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.

Wife: Who said you iron better than me?

Isabel: Your husband says so.

Wife: Oh.

Isabel: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.

Wife: Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?

Isabel: Your husband did.

Wife: Oh.

Isabel: The third reason is that I am better at sex than you. Now the woman was furious and red in the face.

Wife: Did my husband say that as well?

Isabel: No Señora, the gardener did.

Wife: Oh. So how much of a raise did you have in mind?