(By the way I got this joke from www.livinginperu.com, it's a great website, check it out!...)
The maid wanted a salary increase. Madam was very upset about this and asked,
"Now Maria, why do you want a salary increase?"
Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. First, I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria, "The Master said so."
Madam: "Oh"
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?"
Maria: "The Master did."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam: (very upset now) "Did the Master say that as well?"
Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
------ (SHE GOT THE RAISE) ----
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